I was just reminded of this in another thread.
"I majored in Math in college!! We are known for not being able to count anything!"
That’s good. I’ve said stuff like:
ME: “Counting? - like Tracking Cards?!...like with 600+ cards in that shoe right there?! Shit, I’m willing to learn if someone here can teach me! Do you know how to do it?!
DEALER: (…crickets…)
I’ve not used the following line, but it is Hysterical and I might borrow it one day. So, I was talking to Tthree a while back and told him how this female dealer kept incessantly dropping lines like, “I know you’re a professional…I can tell” while I was playing heads-up with her for a few shoes. It was really loud in that particular store, so I pretended not to hear her and didn’t respond. (I played maybe 25 minutes with her).
Tthree: “You should have said, ‘Well, as a matter of fact I am a professional, but I’m off duty at the moment. However, I can give you my number for when you get off later.'”
ROTFLMFAO
There are dealers who want players to lose by default, especially it is only fair when everybody else was losing but you. Just watch out those who take matters into their own hands. They miscount by purpose. The worst ones even skip the second card that can give me a Blackjack. How could you miss dealing a card? He or she was telling himself/herself not to give me a good hand in subconscious!
Last edited by BJGenius007; 12-03-2016 at 06:11 PM.
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