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    Quote Originally Posted by RollingStoned View Post
    If I'm not mistaken, the ancient hawaiians used to say, "Printers are to college students just as web browsers are to web developers."
    Ancient Hawaiians only had coconuts to print with. But they were a fine race who used to live on the Sandwich Islands. Until they killed the English Captain Cook ('discoverer' of Australia & New Zealand), with a spear, on the beach there in Hawaii. (There is a plaque near the spot.) I send flowers each year. (Not for Cook, for the Hawaiians...) History lesson finished for the day. Go Hawaiians!

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    Well, for what it's worth, I'm on my Mac this morning and with the up-to-date version of Chrome here, the thumbnail images are fine.

    This is Chrome version 31.0.1650.57. So it's maybe not a Chrome thing exactly but perhaps only a Chrome thing on Windows. Stupid browsers, LOL

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    We are all shills. We like to play heads up, and we all know that this is very true.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hitthat16 View Post
    We are all shills. We like to play heads up, and we all know that this is very true.

    I was playing in AC one time heads up on day shift. There's lots of spots open all over the casino. Some guy come up, grabs my jacket off the chair next to me, throws it in my face and sits down in the chair. That's why I hate ploppies. And AC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moo321 View Post
    I was playing in AC one time heads up on day shift. There's lots of spots open all over the casino. Some guy come up, grabs my jacket off the chair next to me, throws it in my face and sits down in the chair. That's why I hate ploppies. And AC.
    So AC and AC ploppies are mean to jackets. That's as good a reason to hate em as I ever saw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat View Post
    So AC and AC ploppies are mean to jackets. That's as good a reason to hate em as I ever saw.

    its not so bad.. its really not AC its just east coast people in general. Im sure if you went to CT or Philly you will have the same terrible ploppies. When i go to the midwest to play bj i am so plesantly surprised how nice everyone is..

    east coast people arent bad people we just take some time to get used to....even a nice person can seem like a dick if your not used to the culture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallcapgrowth View Post
    east coast people arent bad people we just take some time to get used to....even a nice person can seem like a dick if your not used to the culture here
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    Quote Originally Posted by smallcapgrowth View Post
    its not so bad.. its really not AC its just east coast people in general. Im sure if you went to CT or Philly you will have the same terrible ploppies. When i go to the midwest to play bj i am so plesantly surprised how nice everyone is..
    It's a Philly/New York City/New Jersey thing. The plops were surprisingly pleasant at Foxwoods. Delaware plops are very considerate. Most ask if you want them to wait when they enter midshoe.

    I was in AC and asked a pair of ploppies to wait for the shuffle which was only a few hands away but was told they had only a little while before they had to leave. 4 hours later they were still playing. I got a kick out of it though. I was making a killing and they were making constant trips to get more cash all the while getting upset about all my unorthodox plays. I was being called selfish and greedy for winning while causing the pair to lose. I said they asked for it by not waiting a few hands, instant karma. If only they weren't so afraid to hit in a decent advantage composition that has a negative playing count. Perhaps they were using an ace reckoned count. I even tried to tell them they really should be hitting but they knew everything about the game... Ploppies they can be entertaining.

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    After revealing your savage and unforgiving nature toward innocent plops, perhaps you might now entertain us with one of your most hilarious blackjack memes, seeing as it's about time you made at least one contribution.
    Last edited by Kat; 12-12-2013 at 01:55 AM. Reason: Yeah, right

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    Kat - just wanted to let you know I enjoy your memes. Puts a smile on my face. :-)

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    Thanx BJN. Cheers

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    I enjoy them too, Kat. Always the first thread I check when I get on BJTF, even before PMs!
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