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  1. 01-16-2013, 08:41 PM #1
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    Ploppisms..

    Continue this list ..

    1.) If you start playing in the middle of the shoe you will mess up the order of the cards!
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  2. 01-16-2013, 09:36 PM #2
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    2.) You can't win if you surrender!!

    3.) Wow you're lucky!

    4.) Third baseman doesn't know how to save the table!
    "Everyone wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it." -Ryan Howard [The Office]
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  3. 01-16-2013, 10:21 PM #3
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    5.) You have to always play the same. If your going to hit your 16 against a 10 always hit.. if your going to stand on a 16 vs 10 then you must stand on all of them.
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  4. 01-17-2013, 12:44 AM #4
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    6.) Why would you double a soft 17,18,19? That's already a really good hand!

    7.) I can't believe those degenerates who play slots, it takes no skill. I actually play a game (bj) where skill is involved which is why I win. *stays on 12v2*

    8.) Dangit, if I would have hit my 17 (verse dealer 6up) I would have gotten a 21 and saved the table....WHAT THE FUUU
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  5. 01-17-2013, 05:35 AM #5
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    9.) Somebody has to hit so the dealer will bust.
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  6. 01-17-2013, 05:39 AM #6
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    10) *splits tens off the top* "Would you like to split again?" "Why would I split again?! I have 20!"
    "Wait a minute. How do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible." "That's what Jimmy kept screaming: 'This doesn't seem physically possible!'"
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  7. 01-17-2013, 05:49 AM #7
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    11.) The deuce is the dealer's ace.
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  8. 01-17-2013, 07:16 AM #8
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    They laugh when you hit a soft 18 and draw a 3 for a 21...
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  9. 01-17-2013, 11:23 AM #9
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    Big card follows little card. Little card follows big card. Dealer wins first hand x% of the time, usually between 80% and 90 - yes dealers are ploppys too. Lower your bet when the relief dealer burns a card. Surrender? You may as well mail in a check. I'm due for a win. Quit when you're ahead. Never split anything that starts with the letter f. Always take even money it's a sure win. Drop/add a hand to change the cards. You'll win more if you tip.
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  10. 01-17-2013, 11:32 AM #10
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    * Why aren't you playing 21+3? It pays better than a blackjack! *

    * Face follows Ace *
    Last edited by blackjackomaha; 01-17-2013 at 11:35 AM.
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  11. 01-17-2013, 11:58 AM #11
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    "Split nines?". "Why split a winning hand?"
    "I don't hit my 16 against dealer's 7. Let the DEALER bust."
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  12. 01-17-2013, 04:26 PM #12
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    And I quote, "don't hit that 12 against a 2, you'll take the dealers bust card !!"
    Last edited by metronome; 01-17-2013 at 04:39 PM.
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  13. 01-17-2013, 04:39 PM #13
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    Actually the last trip featured (on 2 different nights) the high EV doubling on twelves. Even against dealer tens. Dealer REPEATEDLY calling out "doubling hard twelve".
    Then I surrender a hand, and you can tell by their faces.... what was that?
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