What Count System Do You Use

[moses]

You lose track of the count? You shouldn't be in the casino if that is the case.

You've probably never played in a casino if that is not the case.

[ZenMaster_Flash]

The older this coot gets, the more often he drops the count, or more likely, a Side Count;

Naturally, I am referring to myself. In 1992 I turned Pro and dropping a count was never

a concern, but a decade later I realized that that was happening when I played too long.

Now, (25.84 years later), I am playing with a degree of inaccuracy that is rapidly becoming

unacceptable to me. I have called myself "semi-retired" for about 2 years I am guessing.

[Ustonzen]

We expect from you a detailed answer on all issues...

English-as-a-second-language burn.. this is getting gratuitous.

Three I got your back - there isn't a single post of yours I havent enjoyed and there's a thousand times more people that have benefited from your posts than have pretended to be flummoxed by their length

When we hang out, and we will hang out, anyone who besmirches your verbosity will find themselves on the business end of my brass knuckles

I hope people think Im joking when I say I have brass knuckles..

[Ustonzen]

The older this coot gets, the more often he drops the count, or more likely, a Side Count;

Naturally, I am referring to myself. In 1992 I turned Pro and dropping a count was never

a concern, but a decade later I realized that that was happening when I played too long.

Now, (25.84 years later), I am playing with a degree of inaccuracy that is rapidly becoming

unacceptable to me. I have called myself "semi-retired" for about 2 years I am guessing.

I have a remedy for this

[ZenMaster_Flash]

"I have a remedy for this."

Nobody here wants a post about your stimulant drug recommendations.

[Ustonzen]

I was going to say a vegetable juice diet and trans cranial direct stimulation.

From my research of this forum I am assuming youre accusing me of being one of the zenkings or grifters or whatever but i am not that assclown and norm can confirm by ip address the same.

None of that idiots posts came anywhere close to the superlative wit that oozes from my every stroke of the keyboard

[Freightman]

None of that idiots posts came anywhere close to the superlative wit that oozes from my every stroke of the keyboard

Modesty is indeed a virtue. I give lessons at very reasonable rates.

[Ustonzen]

Modesty is indeed a virtue. I give lessons at very reasonable rates.

I was being modest

[Gramazeka]

[Freightman]

I was being modest

What about humility.
Oh lord, it's hard to be humble.

https://youtu.be/dg8NPPEms54

[Ustonzen]

Humility is the only way we grow..

Someone around here has a quote about not being able to learn when you think you already know it all

Cant remember who

[Ustonzen]

This is my thread about the entire forum - nothing is off topic.

Ponimaesh brat?

[Ustonzen]

Nobody here wants a post about your stimulant drug recommendations.

And wong halves is for idiots