semi-annually?Originally Posted by Freightman
Speaking of briefs, I now have the capability of executing self generated Brazilian waxes.
Recently, needing new boxer shorts, I went to the fancy Schmancy clothing store for new boxer shorts. All they had were these expensive shorts. Not in theh mood to go shopping, I bought a couple of pairs, not realizing the short length of same. In any event, I went to the kitchen for breakfast, wearing only my new found boxer shorts. Incredibly, my balls popped out the bottom, resting on the leatherette chair covering.
Finishing breakfast, I stood up, only to hear this ripping sound, coupled with a shrill yell from myself. I had just discovered the manually applied self Brazilian wax. I’m excited by this potential new marketing opportunity.
No wonder you used to frequent the pastry shop enjoying your favorite delight. While watching some young woman walk in wearing a tight pair of jeans without any underwear as you watch her in line with a hole in her pants revealing her ass.
Freightman,
I'm sure that I'm not the first member to say that you have a weird fascination of constantly discussing your genitals on this board. You seem like a fairly disgusting individual. I realize this thread has prostitutes in the title, but you do it in basically every thread...and seem to enjoy just derailing any good threads that may actually have some interesting discussions. Could you possibly give us all a bit of a break? And also, you might be surprised to hear that all of your ADD posts on every thread are just not anywhere near as clever as you seem to think they are.
It is so temping to give in to a pretty woman that is showing you some affection. Myself, I caved at the Palms when I was stewing over a good count that kicked my ass. She followed me into the elevator and propositioned me. Not getting into the details, but afterwards, I asked to change rooms because of 'noisy neighbors' (I was concerned of a pimp coming and trying to extort more money). Now, I thank them when propositioned, and tell them I''d love to, but I can't, I have herpes. That pretty much sends them running.....but I do get a few minutes to stare at some nice eye candy ;-) It's cheaper and safer to rent the in-room movie and do the deed. Don't cave to the chicks turning tricks, it could end up bad, real bad.....not worth it.
I do understand that I Hurt your sensitive feelings on post 332 on the AA78MTC thread, and thus you feel the need to lash out. I do have to reread the post, but essentially, you were referring to our eccentric friend as some kind of idiot - so, it seems what is good for the goose is not good for the gander. So, have at her and further remind me of a Latin fellow - Obnoxious.
Unfortunately, it appears that I have created some ill will on the board, which is certainly not my intent. A history of postings tied to various topics tell me that plans ABC & D were somewhat ineffective. It is clear that my contributions are not necessarily welcomed, and thus, it is time to retire from the absurdity, ridiculousness mundane routine if the board. A pity.
Oh stop your whining and crying, it should be obvious to you that the FBM ASC system was not going to be a big seller and make you a load of cash. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and makeup with the pastry shop owner. Ask her to remove your indefinite barring for the accusation of constantly staring at the female customers.
You are one of the more knowledgeable posters; it would be sad to see you go.
The feedback about the genetial comments, however, is on point. I believe I've requested the same in the past.
For the rest of you, hookers in Vegas is -EV. Be glad all you lost was your money.
Oh, that’s bad - hump or death
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