Slots can be fun, sometimes. Sure, you know you're going to end up losing. But hey, $5 in a penny slot, beer in one hand, cigarette in the other, while yelling like a maniac every time you lose, "YOU SON OF A B***H *SS MACHINE WHAT THE FVCK IS THIS!!!!!". Any time you win, go even crazier, yelling, "Yes I knew I was going to win!" while pumping your arms, clapping, or even hugging the machine if you like making a scene. I haven't played slots that much, but anytime I do, I'm sure to get a few laughs from people around. If you're up to it, get a "troll doll" and other whacky items and stroke its hair every time before you pull the lever (don't play the machines without a lever, those are no fun!!!). Troll doll pic: http://images1.fanpop.com/images/pho...46-302-450.jpg