Lol! So to clarify. If you wanna get lucky...waste time and lose your $$. Use the Martingale.
A good story I personally have about the martingale goes like this.

A guy pooled up his friends (except mine) $ at my local casino. And he burned the house down. Except he didn’t. He lost all his friend’s money including his. How would you like to be that douche.

Brick