Why, just the other day, I asked the critter if it was okay if I wore sunglasses, and further commented that I had a good reason for the request. She of course replied, no, then asked why I wanted to.
The cocktail waitress was wearing a real low cut dress, displaying enormous ganzagas. I commented that, without the sunglasses, I would have to look away, right away to display politically correct behaviour. Further, with sunglasses, I would get to stare, virtually unnoticed.
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