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  1. 12-22-2012, 06:59 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat View Post
    Oh ye who must piss, piss not on the chair, nor on carpet. For urine stench verily doth vex the suit. Yay and beseecheth not all pissers.
    This reminds me, sometimes I carry a bottle with me so if I'm too busy to go to restroom I just unzip and use the bottle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom View Post
    This reminds me, sometimes I carry a bottle with me so if I'm too busy to go to restroom I just unzip and use the bottle.
    That reminds me of the old poolroom ploy to carry a half pint in your pocket and just before entering the room to make a game with one of the locals, splash a liberal amount of Wild Turkey on your neck and face. You'd be surprised how many wannabe hustlers will fall for this one-- nothing piques their interest more than a wounded bird, preferably one with a broken wing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aslan View Post
    It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
    NOT TRUE! You'll pay GOOD money for that in Bangkok!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aslan View Post
    That reminds me of the old poolroom ploy to carry a half pint in your pocket and just before entering the room to make a game with one of the locals, splash a liberal amount of Wild Turkey on your neck and face. You'd be surprised how many wannabe hustlers will fall for this one-- nothing piques their interest more than a wounded bird, preferably one with a broken wing.
    This also works in the casino for betting cover. Soak yourself in whiskey, slur, and you can bet without cover easily. Order a straight up and "rinse" your mouth with it twice an hour to keep up the effect. The drive home can be tricky though...thats why its best to just have your coke delivered to the table per ZG>
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    Quote Originally Posted by dharmaprija View Post
    This also works in the casino for betting cover. Soak yourself in whiskey, slur, and you can bet without cover easily. Order a straight up and "rinse" your mouth with it twice an hour to keep up the effect. The drive home can be tricky though...thats why its best to just have your coke delivered to the table per ZG>
    If the whiskey is just on your face and neck it is easy to wash the majority of it off before you drive home; besides, you will pass the blood alcohol test, while explaining how someone spilled their drink all over you. You can also renew the drunk effect by re-splashing during bathroom breaks. If you douse your clothing, it is imperative that you bring and extra shirt to drive home in. As for zg ordering coke and having it delivered at the table, if he says he himself ordered it, he's hallucinating. It probably was coke, Coca Cola, laced with his favorite hallucinogen added after the fact.
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