Originally Posted by
Freightman
One of those "you just can't make thus shit up up" stories happened to me earlier this year. Finished a bj trip, was getting ready to leave this city, stopped at 7-11 at the corner of ....,.and....... to fill up with up gas and take a dump (breakfast had upset my stomach).
Had to go, right now and found the washroom. First sign of trouble was the sign that said not to flush, but I absolutely had to take a shit, so I didn't give a shit. Relief was mine after seriously anointing the porcelain with my own territorial markings. I reached for the toilet paper, when, to my horrir, the dispenser was empty.
No problem, I thought. I've been in this situation before. I would simp,y use my smart phone to call up 6-11. Holy crap, I thought, as I realuzed that my phone was in the car. Oh oh....well, I could always waddle to the door with my pants around my knees, yell out for assistance. However, it was a large bathroom, and I had fear of minor droppings, so I discounted that idea.
Wait, wait I thought. The sign said, don't flush. So, a garbage can was close by. If enough ladies preceded me in their quest for relief, then, there should be some mildly damp tissues in the garbage can. Desperate situations call for desperate solutions - and so, I reached into the garbage can, pulled out balls of tissue, mildly damp from women wiping themselves after a pee. Although not pleased scenario, this was the best option under trying circumstances.
Well, I couldn't care less, so I flushed this toilet, washed my hands, somewhat more thoroughly than normal. I advised staff that their bathroom was disgusting, somewhat more so as my territorial markings did not succumb to the water pressure of said flush. At least, I had cursed them with the mark of Zorro. I for d the closest nearby gas station,, wanting to remove any further sign of the possible female contaminants encriaching on my butt hole. After all, can you get pregnant from toilet seats?
I complained to corporate 5-11, but Thats another story.
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