One section is Mexican. Next is Italian. Third is mashed potatoes, fish, etc. Then there's beans, beans the musical fruit. In the center is a salad bar (which isn't bad.) Off to the side is Asian. And desserts. Monday is free buffet day if you get 250 Player's Points.Originally Posted by Tthree
My Ability in Blackjack is a Gift from God!!
If it was mind altering life changing experience, and with an audience, staggering from the table with a very audible voice proclaim - wow - was that a fart, or did you shit your pants.
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If I ever get a chance to play at a table with you I will let one rip just to see that show and the aftermath
"No sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in." -Adam Sandler
You could always plan your revenge if somehow u knew the fellows casino schedule. Preparation would likely commence the prior evening with baked beans, spiked with hit sauce an especially with a double dose of honey. The effect of the honey would stifle bowel movements allowing the lentels additional time to brew unmolested. If all goes well, your morning constitutional will only result in gregarious flatulence. Further aggravate your intestines with beer and greasy eggs for breakfast. Bacon, with teams of fat would be a be a great addon.
You are now ready. Zero in on your victim, sit next to them . You need to restrain your fart, lest you shart. Release slowly, smile a d restrain him should he attempt to walk away. Good luck.
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On a similar vein - true story - went to the bank one evening - there was this asshole parked sideways over 3 parking stalls. I walked into the bank proclaiming - who's the asshole parked across 3 stalls. This idiot raises his hand sheepishly saying I didn't think anyone needed the spaces.If I ever get a chance to play at a table with you I will let one rip just to see that show and the aftermath
People have the right to be stupid, however when that stupidity interferes with my schedule,the idiot needs to be made aware if his foolishness.
This is actually a new countermeasure being adopted by a select casinos to thwart card counters. Current literature suggests donning a mask or carrying a bottle of air freshener.
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"I love blackjack, but I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to siting in semi-circles." – Mitch Hedberg
Unfair casino advantage with canned farts. Head to head au natural would be an interesting contest. A person could prepare for the confrontation by utilizing the recommendations made in post 32.
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As we speak, I'm enjoying a coffee and date square at a gourmet coffee shop. I'm sitting at a chair p, where, a lady standing in line, waiting for a latte, has her ass about 6 inches from my face. As I move further away to avoid any potential slippage which may occur' another lady standing 2-3 persons back, catches the humor of the situation, and starts to giggle. I smile at her commenting something to the effect of, its good to see someone catching the humor.
Quality commentary to add to any AP arse nal.
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