Kid playing on the floor in a restaurant find 3 nickles and swallows them. Everyone is in a tizzy except one calm lady sitting at a table eating. She wipes her mouth walks over to the kid and grabs him by the gonads and squeezes gently and he coughs up one nickle. She squeezes harder and lives a little twist and he coughs up another nickle. Then she bears down squeezes with all her might and almost twists them off and he coughs up the last nickle. She casually walks back over to the table, picks up her fork and begins eating like nothing had happened. The mother runs over and cries out " Oh, thank God you were here! How did you know what to do to get him to cough up that money?". The lady looks at her and says " Ah, it was nothing, I do it every day....I'm a pit boss!"
Lady at the next table pipes up and says "I didn't think she was going to get that last nickle and I was going to have to step in and show her how it's done. I'm an IRS agent!"
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