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Originally Posted by
Math Demon
njrich520 once posted that he has an "infinite bankroll" for sale. He says it's cheap too!
Originally Posted by
njrich520
That was traded for "Infinite Wisdom" now I'm sorry I traded the bankroll.
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Why would you do that?? True. Storage of that "infinite bankroll" was probably becoming a major pain.
Can I get half of your newly-acquired "infinite wisdom"?
You know, mathematically, half of infinity is still infinity. But then, you already know that since you have "infinite wisdom" ... unless, of course, math was an optional upgrade which was not included.
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Anyway, don't worry, njrich520! Here's a plan ... which now really concerns me since you should already have thought of this: 
You should trade 2/3 of your "infinite wisdom" for 1/3 "infinite knowledge", 1/3 "infinite bankroll", and a dash of good looks. That last part, you desperately need...
Actually, scratch the bankroll part. With "infinite knowledge", you don't even need a bankroll. You just need $2 for the PowerBall.
And with the PowerBall win, you won't need the looks either.
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To NFL newbies: Please perform your own analysis. Confirm any stats presented. Draw your own conclusions.
Handicapping is EXTREMELY hard! All statistical evidence (and game insights) may indicate strongly a specific outcome, winner, or continuing trend; but a turn-over, a missed field goal, an erroneous call, a key injury, etc. can easily change the outcome, the margins, and/or the totals. Division rivalry games and games with playoff implications are highly unpredictable.
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