SpiderMan: Besides casinos & casino personnel,

[SpiderMan]

can any casual player subscribe to the Griffin Book?

[Viktor Nacht]

> can any casual player subscribe to the
> Griffin Book?

You can't subscribe to their surveillance database services, but you can sign up now to receive home delivery of Griffinity Fair, the Griffin Detective Agency's star-studded magazine featuring news, gossip, interviews and photographs of all your favorite advantage players including edgy card rocker Ouchez, the gruff but lovable Sun Runner esq., the sparkling Bettie Paige, and many, many more. Month after month Griffinity Fair delivers ground-breaking articles such as "Why Card Counters are Cheaters... in Bed!" and "10 Ways to Please Your Dealer."

Subscribe now and receive, at no extra charge, this one-of-kind spade-shaped phone signed by the Las Vegas's hottest new boy band, LVHCM+21 (Album in stores now).

Who's been backed-off? Who's being trespassed? Who's been using a 2:1 spread at El Cortez? Find out every month ... only in Griffinity Fair

Good Reading,

V

p.s. I've been asked several times to appear in their auspicious pages, but I've thus gar refused their generous offer.

[Bettie]

V,

What about the rumors I'm hearing that you've been approached to do the cover of next year's Griffinity Fair calendar, with a shot reminiscent of Farrah Fawcett's classic 1976 red swimsuit poster? (Anyone who's seen Viktor's hair knows why.)

Bettie

[Ouchez]

[SpiderMan]

Parker, do ya know whether or not Ouchez & Sun Runner are allowed to play in LV casinos these days?

[SpiderMan]

[Viktor Nacht]

> Parker, do ya know whether or not Ouchez
> & Sun Runner are allowed to play in LV
> casinos these days?

It wouldn't be my place to say publicly if I did know. It was just a joke. Don't read ANYTHING into it.

Good Cards,

V

[Parker]

I mean, this ain't sports betting!

Of course Ouchez & Sun Runner are welcome at the casinos - they get comped airfare and limos to/from the airport and their RFB suites.

It's all part of the act.

:-')

[SpiderMan]

is it true that player's photos are in the magazine? I'm afraid mine is in there, too! If so, I mite never be able to play in the Vegas casinos, even though I've never been there...

[Parker]

There is no "magazine" - we're just having a little fun at your expense.

There is, of course, the computerized Griffin database. However, unless you have been spreading multiple black/purple and/or playing for a major team, it is highly unlikely that your likeness will find it's way into Griffin.

And if it does, no big deal. I know plenty of people who are in Griffin. They consider it a minor inconvenience.

[SpiderMan]

One of my buddies once lost a couple thousand in a casino. She threw a chair towards a BJ table and got arrested. The casino got her picture, but they didn't know her DOB, weight, height, etc.

Would an undesirable like her be in the Griffin Book/Database?

[Sun Runner]

> One of my buddies once lost a couple
> thousand in a casino. She threw a chair
> towards a BJ table and got arrested. The
> casino got her picture, but they didn't know
> her DOB, weight, height, etc.

> Would an undesirable like her be in the Griffin Book/Database?

.. but she could be in Jerry Springers's.

[SpiderMan]

Well, what I thought is that: she mite get a criminal record instead of being in Griffin or going to jail, right?