Moose: A blackjack joke.

[Moose]

Just thought of this yesterday while going shopping with the missus. Need to share it with the world.

This probably belongs on the LV page, but still..

"The Barbary Coast is *so* paranoid.."

(insert "How paranoid ARE they?" here)

"Well, the Barbary Coast is so paranoid, they kicked someone out of their steakhouse the other day, because the guy warned the waiter that he was counting carbs."

Yes, I was wandering through the Atkins section of 7-11 at the time :P

M.

[Ouchez]

[SOTSOG]

I can see Elvis Impersonators using this one in Lounge Acts all across Vegas tomorrow!

[MGP]

No-Carb Eating Couple Booted From Buffet

[Moose]

.. when I try to explain to my non-BJ playing friends why blackjack players can be kicked out of casinos, I'm quick to add that card counting is no more of a crime than being a glutton in a buffet.

To make it complete, I add an image of a stuffy guy in a suit walking up to you and saying "We don't want your action here" :P

M.