Originally Posted by
Norm
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
- Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
Shakespeare can out-insult anyone. I've been called so many names and continue to be called such on other forums by those kicked out here for abusive behavior. Abusive argumentum ad hominem can be the province of small minded folk with discomfort in their own self. Leave it for the insult forums.
The art of converse is to find a method of communication useful to all sides.
I prefer Two Gentlemen of the Lebowski
Behold thy car, the Corvette, crimson-stain’d, And see what befalls sinners evermore.
[He raises his sword, and smites the car]
This befalleth when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks, Laurence! Understand’st thou? Dost thou attend me? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!
The Big Lebowski - Shakespeare format - Adam Bortocci
have to agree, Shakespeare was the best
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