Refused ID at cage - now what?

[ZeeBabar]

Some years back, I went to take a whiz. This guy finishes his whiz, doesn’t wash his hands, but puts them under the hand dryer. I go back to my table, and this same guy joins in. Now, anyone that knows me knows I’m not going to let this one go.

I regurgitate the sequence of events, with dealer listening, comment on the non wash but hand dry, surmising the only possible conclusion that “You pissed on your hands”. Further commenting that I had no desire to have his relinquished chips to the tray finding their way to my chip stack. I strongly suggested that he go and properly wash up, or find another table.

Sometimes you just have to embarrass the crap out of some people.

Freighty, this is ridiculous. Some people can pee without getting it on their hands and because they masturbate with soap, the skin there is cleaner than anywhere else. It’s kind of silly to make a big deal without actually observing the man pee, see it land on his hands?

His hands may be cleaner than yours because you return from the bathroom and start side counting with your balls!

[Freightman]

Freighty, this is ridiculous. Some people can pee without getting it on their hands and because they masturbate with soap, the skin there is cleaner than anywhere else. It’s kind of silly to make a big deal without actually observing the man pee, see it land on his hands?

His hands may be cleaner than yours because you return from the bathroom and start side counting with your balls!

But the difference - my hands are clean before proper execution of the FBM ASC, the natural interaction of bodily fluids with the natural essence of ball sweat wafting through the air, inhaled through the nostrils stimulating the neural pathways thereby increasing oxygen flow resulting in increased decision making speed.

General Ripper from that classic cult movie, Dr. Strangelove, had it right.

https://youtu.be/0he-LZNzVg0