Before I say my joke, I want to preface this by saying "Yes, I know COVID-19 is a threat and yadda yadda yadda" but my ohilosophy is we can't be all doom and gloom. We, as humans. are unique in the animal kingdom in that we have a sense f humor and we should use it to make someone laugh even if just for a moment. As Reader's Digest says "Laughter is the best medicine". Now that some of you have left the thread or fallen asleep, here is my joke.

I called a friend who said he was bored becazuse everything's closed down and he's bored. I told him I could make his day more exciting. He said "Great! How?"
I told him 'Simple. I'll come over and cough on you!"