Originally Posted by
Midwest Player
Freightman, once upon a time there were several couples that got together to sit around the table and play some cards. After a few drinks, the conversation turned to how great their wives were in bed. All the guys said their wives were great lovers, but this one guy told the truth and said she was a lousy lover. She gives him the evil eye and he immediately shut up.
However, when they got home and he was hanging up his coat in the closet the wife gives him a good kick in the ass. He turns around and asks "what was that for?" She answers "that is for calling me a lousy lover." However, before he could say another word she gives him a quick one two kick in the balls. He immediately falls to the floor in agony grasping his balls. She then says "and that is for knowing the difference."
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