As much as you people are on here fighting, I don't think any of you use ANY sort of count.
I had a dream that the count got really high, so I went and put two black chips into the betting circle. Then I looked down and alarmingly realized they were not black chips, they were Oreo cookies."Where the hell did those come from"? I apologized profusely and reached for my actual black chips, putting them in the circle. As I looked down I noticed they too were Oreos. This cycle repeated itself a couple more times before getting a tap on my shoulder. The suit informed me they did not want my Oreo action. Worst nightmare I've ever had.
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