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  1. 01-18-2018, 03:55 PM #79
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    Dont worry that honor still belongs to you..you havent been wound up enough to post a russian novel about secret counts or out muscling security in awhile..

    But your position is secure
  2. 01-18-2018, 05:02 PM #80
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    You know you sound like a random word generator right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by moses View Post
    You mean like "knowing your shit" or "knowing you're shit"?
    I do believe you have the English Pig Dog well pegged.
  4. 01-18-2018, 07:04 PM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    I do believe you have the English Pig Dog well pegged.
    You got to team up with moses in order to try and bring your weak, out of touch, repetitive game?

    Why dont you just admit you like me...
  5. 01-18-2018, 07:18 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ustonzen View Post

    Why dont you just admit you like me...
    Why would I do that? Frankly, I think you're a low class piece of shit.

    Mind you, being the nice guy that I am, here's a tip for you in improving your hygiene. Try the axe detailer, cleans your balls.
    https://youtu.be/4a-ohLwa6cs
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    See, you like me....
  7. 01-18-2018, 08:51 PM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ustonzen View Post
    Dont worry that honor still belongs to you..you havent been wound up enough to post a russian novel about secret counts or out muscling security in awhile..

    But your position is secure
    I expected either a polite silence or something better than that. That was really weak. How old are you anyway? Still in grade school?
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    Quote Originally Posted by moses View Post
    Great idea! Sometimes some folks in a casino carry an aroma that could knock a buzzard off the back of a shitwagon.
    They might not get any head later, but they get to play heads up.
  9. 01-18-2018, 09:35 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by Three View Post
    I expected either a polite silence or something better than that. That was really weak. How old are you anyway? Still in grade school?
    Your posts are starting to sound like a less funny version of mine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ustonzen View Post
    Your posts are starting to sound like a less funny version of mine
    That was a much better insult. Although saying they were better than yours would have been a bigger insult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Three View Post
    They might not get any head later, but they get to play heads up.
    It takes talent to clear a table.
  12. 01-19-2018, 05:54 AM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    It takes talent to clear a table.
    This has given me the idea that I should try not bathing for a week and soak my hands and feet in cow manure for a couple hours before heading to a casino.

    They'll clear the tables like Moses parted the Red Sea
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    I have chatted a bit with UstonZen, and his     intellectual caliber is impressive.
    He has a fun-loving outlook and loves to display his witty way with words.
    I am certain that he determined that posters like Freightman,     moses, etc. do
    similarly, so why not?
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