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[Joe Mama]

Circa 1963 - Jimmy Soul - I'm likely the only one who's ever heard of him.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
https://youtu.be/Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

From the same era a Motown group the Contours known for "Do you love me" made a song "First I Look At The Purse"

Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes

I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse

[Freightman]

From the same era a Motown group the Contours known for "Do you love me" made a song "First I Look At The Purse"

Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes

I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse

On that same vein, same time era
My dad had a friend, who had, of all things, a gopher farm. This guy was Meshuga. We nicknamed crazy cahooney. This guy actually put an ad in the classifieds, as follows.

Bachelor, healthy and 45, seeks widow, wealthy and still alive. I still remember him. He wasn't fussy about looks - mind you, he was no bargain either.

[Freightman]

So this suit was a witch and ugly? Witchugly was her name. She was so ugly she looked like a fart that backfired.

Or maybe her name was Medusa. She was so ugly if you looked at her either you turned to stone or your stones shriveled up and fell off.

She was so ugly that 10 drunken sailors marooned with her on a deserted island all pretended they didn't see her.

She was so ugly that instead of putting a paper bag over her head we felt it would serve humanity better to tie a plastic trash bag over her head.

She was so ugly her dildo needed Viagra.

She was so ugly that when her friend took her to the zoo they were greeted with, "Thanks for bringing her back".

She was so ugly that her p*ssy barked at me.

https://ru-clip.com/video/0SVZvWaMWs...-laughing.html

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You're right on the money. Additional detail for that last one - you'll never guess how she opened beer bottles.

[21forme]

Well if they do ban you at least you will have a pot to piss in!

Funny.

It's certainly possible that the casino in question was smart enpough to run its own skills check and found the player in question to be no threat whatsoever.