So this suit was a witch and ugly? Witchugly was her name. She was so ugly she looked like a fart that backfired.
Or maybe her name was Medusa. She was so ugly if you looked at her either you turned to stone or your stones shriveled up and fell off.
She was so ugly that 10 drunken sailors marooned with her on a deserted island all pretended they didn't see her.
She was so ugly that instead of putting a paper bag over her head we felt it would serve humanity better to tie a plastic trash bag over her head.
She was so ugly her dildo needed Viagra.
She was so ugly that when her friend took her to the zoo they were greeted with, "Thanks for bringing her back".
She was so ugly that her p*ssy barked at me.
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