Christmas

[ferenc11]

I would like to wish Merry Christmas to all Advantage players and Pit fockers from all around the world!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

All the best

[Joe Mama]

Trigger Warning: this message may offend everyone. Too bad.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for a sustainable, carbon-neutral, green, smart, low-stress ,environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice ,or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, deficit-reducing, revenue-neutral, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preferences of the wishees.
May any meals you chose to consume during this period be natural, free range, organic, cage-free, humanely raised, dolphin-safe, high-fiber, cruelty-free, and non-addictive, produced on sustainable local family farms which pay a living wage. May they contain no fat, salt, gluten, rBST, caffeine, pesticides, additives, antibiotics, preservatives, artificial flavors or colors, genetically-modified organisms, or, worse of all, high fructose corn syrup .
May your holiday dinner conversations be free of any mention of socialism, communism, fascism, nazism, Marxism, Darwinism, creationism, liberalism, conservatism, libertarianism, objectivism, and, especially, Trumpism.
May any greetings you send be free of racism, sexism, sizeism, ageism, ableism, classism, heterosexism, speciesism, ethnocentrism, anthropocentrism, xenophobia, homophobia, queerphobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, violence, bloodshed, warfare, sex, snakes, insects, or spiders.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration of the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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[davethebuilder]

Here it is in three languages.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Joyeux Noel et une bonne nouvelle annee!

Sheng dan kuai le her xin nian yu kuai!

[Midwest Player]

Peace on Earth, and Good Will Toward Men. Be thankful we are not at war with North Korea this Christmas.

[mofungoo]

Mele Kalikimaka

[BoSox]

Trigger Warning: this message may offend everyone. Too bad.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for a sustainable, carbon-neutral, green, smart, low-stress ,environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice ,or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, deficit-reducing, revenue-neutral, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preferences of the wishees.
May any meals you chose to consume during this period be natural, free range, organic, cage-free, humanely raised, dolphin-safe, high-fiber, cruelty-free, and non-addictive, produced on sustainable local family farms which pay a living wage. May they contain no fat, salt, gluten, rBST, caffeine, pesticides, additives, antibiotics, preservatives, artificial flavors or colors, genetically-modified organisms, or, worse of all, high fructose corn syrup .
May your holiday dinner conversations be free of any mention of socialism, communism, fascism, nazism, Marxism, Darwinism, creationism, liberalism, conservatism, libertarianism, objectivism, and, especially, Trumpism.
May any greetings you send be free of racism, sexism, sizeism, ageism, ableism, classism, heterosexism, speciesism, ethnocentrism, anthropocentrism, xenophobia, homophobia, queerphobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, violence, bloodshed, warfare, sex, snakes, insects, or spiders.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration of the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Digital transmission of this greeting done by 100% recycled electrons.

and, especially, Trumpism.

Objection, Joe, now you went too far! How am I supposed to enjoy my meal now? Merry Christmas everyone.

[Bubbles]

Happy Jul

[JackH]

Merry Christmas and happy New Year guys!
And hello from sunny Spain! Here is the view from my apartment in Barcelona
We are very lucky with the weather for Christmas! And I am so excited to travel to go hiking tomorrow!

[RS]

Trigger Warning: this message may offend everyone. Too bad.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for a sustainable, carbon-neutral, green, smart, low-stress ,environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice ,or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, deficit-reducing, revenue-neutral, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preferences of the wishees.
May any meals you chose to consume during this period be natural, free range, organic, cage-free, humanely raised, dolphin-safe, high-fiber, cruelty-free, and non-addictive, produced on sustainable local family farms which pay a living wage. May they contain no fat, salt, gluten, rBST, caffeine, pesticides, additives, antibiotics, preservatives, artificial flavors or colors, genetically-modified organisms, or, worse of all, high fructose corn syrup .
May your holiday dinner conversations be free of any mention of socialism, communism, fascism, nazism, Marxism, Darwinism, creationism, liberalism, conservatism, libertarianism, objectivism, and, especially, Trumpism.
May any greetings you send be free of racism, sexism, sizeism, ageism, ableism, classism, heterosexism, speciesism, ethnocentrism, anthropocentrism, xenophobia, homophobia, queerphobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, violence, bloodshed, warfare, sex, snakes, insects, or spiders.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration of the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Digital transmission of this greeting done by 100% recycled electrons.

I understood like 2 of those words.

[BoSox]

Even though I was very hungry, I thanked my wife for outdoing herself, but told her I will eat something else later. I explained the day was ruined for me after reading a post by Joe Mama on a blackjack website. I drove around my neighborhood looking for an open variety store to purchase something to eat. Eventually I found one open and settled for this following food "linked below" for my meal, thanks Joe.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Can+...Hbb8BGYQsAQILw

[Joe Mama]

Even though I was very hungry, I thanked my wife for outdoing herself, but told her I will eat something else later. I explained the day was ruined for me after reading a post by Joe Mama on a blackjack website. I drove around my neighborhood looking for an open variety store to purchase something to eat. Eventually I found one open and settled for this following food "linked below" for my meal, thanks Joe.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Can+...Hbb8BGYQsAQILw

I don't think that's what she wanted you to eat

[Stealth]

Even though I was very hungry, I thanked my wife for outdoing herself, but told her I will eat something else later. I explained the day was ruined for me after reading a post by Joe Mama on a blackjack website. I drove around my neighborhood looking for an open variety store to purchase something to eat. Eventually I found one open and settled for this following food "linked below" for my meal, thanks Joe.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Can+...Hbb8BGYQsAQILw

Had occasion to be driving through Iowa recently and we actually stopped at the Spam museum. Many of our military fathers and grandfathers survived (and most came to hate) this stuff. It was a staple in the American diet through the 40's-50s.

You have to be older than dirt to remember this stuff. And I am.

[Gramazeka]

Peace on Earth, and Good Will Toward Men. Be thankful we are not at war with North Korea this Christmas.

Alas, in Ukraine there is a war ...