The Two Sexiest Trip Reports I Have (Rated PG)

[Midwest Player]

Sorry these can't compare to Zee's, but they are the best I have.

1) Trip Report: Kissed at the Blackjack Table

It was a snowy winter night not too long ago, and I arrived at the casino a little later than normal for my weekly blackjack session.

I take a look around and see the same old crowded conditions and think I'm in for another night of the same old grind. But this blackjack session was to be anything but normal.

I was lucky enough to get the only vacant seat at the double deck tables. Then I notice we have the slowest dealer in the casino who is barely giving 50% pen. I know its going to be a slow game with the full table and I start out with my usual table minimum. To my amazement nothing but small cards comes out on the first hand. The running count must have been around plus 14 or 15. I jump my bet to $100 the very next hand and the dealer looks at my bet and makes some comment about a "damn card counter". However, when I look at my hand I see I have a 16 against the dealer's 10. I say to myself I'm screwed and stand on my 16. But low and behold the dealer had a small card in the hole and sure enough the very next card busted him. This marked the begining of a blackjack session where I won almost every big bet I made.

Now as the night wore on into the wee hours of the morning, a couple of ladies showed up and wanted to play some blackjack. Their husbands were standing behind them watching them play. They didn't know much about blackjack and the dealer had to instruct them how to scratch their cards for a hit. The lady next to me made some bad plays like doubling nine against the dealers ten so I started to give her some advice. The husbands took off for other parts of the casino, and before I knew it she was hugging me. Then it happened! She planted a big kiss on my check. I never had this happen at the blackjack table especially when the husbands were in the same casino. All those lady snowmobilers are as horny as can be, especially those from Illinois.

Well the ladies eventually ran out of money but my luck continued. With a max bet out I got a couple of eights against dealers 6. I ended up spliting and doubling for a win of three max bets. I felt like going for my record session win but after 5 hours of bj play I was tired and settled for my 3rd highest session win. I left wondering about those ladies. What did she see in me anyway. My teen age daughter use to say why would anyone want an old goat like me and that was 10 years ago.


2) Damn! Kissed at The Blackjack Table Again

Yeah, I really enjoyed the hug and kiss. However, I just didn't like all the publicity that came with it.

Okay, here's the story. I still enjoy girl watching and this cute little blond had to be the best looking gal in the entire casino. I noticed her walking around right away. She actually got my old juices following again. She also had a great personality to go with her good looks.

Well, after a while she came over to my blackjack table and sat in the empty seat next to me. She was a pretty good blackjack player and I could tell she played blackjack before, however she did make a few basic strategy errors. We chatted a little and she told me about her life.

I was having a pretty good blackjack session. It was the kind of session where I would win my big bets and lose my small bets. Well, she picked up on this and noticed that I was always winning my big bets. So she decided to mimic me. When I put out a big bet she did the same. Well, she started winning her big bets too, and before I knew it she was hugging and kissing me. She was telling everyone how lucky I was. Heck, I was even hearing from folks the next day about how lucky I was. It wasn't even a huge win, but she sure got the word out to the whole casino about me. I expect these kind of things to happen during snowmoible season when those horny gals from down south come up north, but heck deer season and snowmobile season is still over a month away.

I think this was at least the third time I got kissed in this casino. The best kiss happened on new Years Eve quite a few years ago. I was just standing there watching the band playing and at the stroke of midnight this great looking gal standing next to me who I didn't even know comes up and out of the blue kisses me on the lips. It's much better than getting kissed on the check.

[Freightman]

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[Koz84]

The running count must of been around plus 14 or 15

One of my grammatical pet peeves. Must have*

[ZeeBabar]

Midwest player...its better than mine. Now lets hope this thread goes for more pages than mine. Have you ever played 3rd base with a hot chick in a plunging neckline at first base with a nipple peeking out a time or two when she bent down to fix a shoe strap?

[Freightman]

Midwest player...its better than mine. Now lets hope this thread goes for more pages than mine. Have you ever played 3rd base with a hot chick in a plunging neckline at first base with a nipple peeking out a time or two when she bent down to fix a shoe strap?

In the old days, I used to play bridge (very well). This lady was wearing a low cut blouse with a low cut bra, with the habit of Leaning over the table. Don't think for a second that she didn't know what she was doing. Reminded me of a line from Top Gun, where the pilot says - they must be getting close, I'm getting a hardon.

I asked the director - will I get into trouble if I ask her politely, to kindly get her tits off the table. It was intimated that reaction would be somewhat immediate, so I didn't.

[Freightman]

Another time this smoking hot babe with huge jugs came up and shot the breeze. She was a friend of a guy playing at the table. She left and came back about 5 minutes later and started talking about how perfect her boobs were. After some talk she asked me to check them out for myself. I didn't want to offend her so like the nice guy I am I obliged her. It was a little weird trying to decide how long was the right amount of time to play with them. She really seemed to enjoy it but I didn't want to have her decide it was too long. I ended it at around 15 to 20 seconds. It is hard to say exactly how long given that time seemed to stop. She left with an added bounce in her step. I asked the friend I was playing with about her and he said she is hard to predict and does unusual things a lot.

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Indeed, you acted as a gentleman, though might have offered further investigatory services, solely for her benefit, of course. A true gentleman would have.

I recall in my younger years, a young lady with attributes similar to above, with conversation somewhat akin to yours. We retired to a stall in the ladies washroom in furtherance of a joint investigation. I recall giggles from adjoining stalls, and somehow, unknown to me as how, the door came off its hinges. Foolish things that 18 year olds did in a pizza joint.

We were 86'd.

[Freightman]

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Indeed, you acted as a gentleman, though might have offered further investigatory services, solely for her benefit, of course. A true gentleman would have.

I recall in my younger years, a young lady with attributes similar to above, with conversation somewhat akin to yours. We retired to a stall in the ladies washroom in furtherance of a joint investigation. I recall giggles from adjoining stalls, and somehow, unknown to me as how, the door came off its hinges. Foolish things that 18 year olds did in a pizza joint.

We were 86'd.

Being a true gentleman us something that all males of the species should endeavour to do.

About 25 years ago, my wife and I were at synagogue. The lady in front if me, a rather nice lady as I recall, was wearing a skirt with out a slip. Being one with an eye for detail, I noted that the pleats of said skirt were wedged between her butt cheeks. I told my wife that I was going to be a gentleman, reach over, and pull the wedged pleats.

Her only comment, as she giggled was "Don't you dare". She's used to my Schtick.

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I was playing at a table and the dealer wouldn't listen to this beautiful lay. As the rounds passed she was getting pissed that the dealer wouldn't follow her hand signals and he questioned all her plays. Then she screams, "Why aren't you listening to me. I have perfect tits". Then she liberates her tits from the confines of her clothing and says, "See they are perfect. Now that I have your attention why don't you start listening to me". After she returned them to their roomy boulder holders I said that I couldn't hear her and asked if she could repeat it for me. She became very friendly after that.

[Member Name Hidden]

A gentleman does talk about those kinds of things.