I kinda sorta think it's his girlfriends granddaughter. A DNA test would show that he's almost related. Further analysis might show that he might be sorta kinda getting laid.
A coup,e if weeks ago, after successful resolution of a dispute with a vendor, I indicated that the agreed upon amount would be "quick laid". I called my contact, apologizing for the typo, suggesting that the typo actually referred to a customer service initiative - kinda like, buy your merchandise here, and get quick laid for your loyalty. There's certainly merit to this approach, and may lend new credence to the phrase " I gave at the office".
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