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    Quote Originally Posted by moses View Post
    Haven't had so much fun since my dog ate my grandma. Okay, there is a lady in a red dress walking down a street with a man.
    Not true. Remember the story about the dog licking his own balls
    If you wish that you could do that, ask nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    Not true. Remember the story about the dog licking his own balls
    If you wish that you could do that, ask nice
    I will hold him if you want to try again. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenMaster_Flash View Post
    Is this figure from a Trump 'spokesploppy' ?

    I dunno. But it is the winning pct of the team in the NBA or NHL finals if the series goes 7 games.
    Last edited by moses; 06-04-2017 at 01:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by therefinery View Post
    Are we still having fun, because this is really boring now.
    Really? Intelligent commentary, at least on my part, on the most likely best trilogy of all time?

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    Freightman yes!! Or this:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hUlP9WxTNGY

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    Morpheus is the big Jesus. Neo is mini-me Jesus we all can be. Trinity is either the Holy Spirit or Virgin Mary. I love it! Blackjack is the game we can all beat haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    Really? Intelligent commentary, at least on my part, on the most likely best trilogy of all time?
    Really? The only part ive understood so far was your Moses clip. I may never play blackjack again. I haven't even watched The Shack yet. I gotta get out more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 200% View Post
    Morpheus is the big Jesus. Neo is mini-me Jesus we all can be. Trinity is either the Holy Spirit or Virgin Mary. I love it! Blackjack is the game we can all beat haha
    Morpheus is the protector, almost like Sgt. Joe Enders from the classic Windtalkers. Spurred to protect Neo, even at the expense of his own life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 200% View Post
    Morpheus is the big Jesus. Neo is mini-me Jesus we all can be. Trinity is either the Holy Spirit or Virgin Mary. I love it! Blackjack is the game we can all beat haha
    So mini Jesus woke up one Sunday and called Sir Normcelot and all his merry men fum-duckers. The End.

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    I fly up to the to the top of a skyscraper, where Trinity blows me, rendering me invincible, after which I stroll up to the table and they just STFU and pay me double on everything I throw out there no matter what...

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    You're right, I'm sorry I love you chumps. I say chumps because you've been duped, just like people who believe the twin towers were taken down with only thermite, not knowing it was really nukes under each building.

    Wait! Nukes under twin towers?
    What are you smoking and i want some!

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    Norm, Can we send this thread to the
    boneyard already?

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    Well, it started out as a voodoo thread. But, I think there may be something to the Tarzan post suggesting an improvement to BJ by getting a BJ from Trinity. Sometimes threads evolve.
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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