I bet that got your attention. How about:
Blackjack system! Win $866 an hour making $10 bets!
$500 in 8 minutes LIVE using the easy money blackjack system!
No limit blackjack $18 wins $33,024 a month!
That last one is no counting required with an iron clad guarantee!
How did I start looking at this stuff on Youtube? Well, I started with looking at the guy proclaiming to be a "professional" blackjack player, one of the best in the world he says, quite confidently! I agonized my way through enough video to see that the best blackjack player in the world splits 2,2vsT, splits 7,7vs8, doubles 9vsT, and uses gamblers superstition for many aspects of his play. Comical relief came demonstrating the awesome power of the "Eenie meenie minie mo" method of selecting winning scratch off tickets. Then there was the heart-wrenching story about a guy that learned from his awesome skillset, took $100, and turned it into over $1000! He bought a transmission for a vehicle that had been laying around (presumably because the guy needed cash for the transmission?) with the winnings. Apparently the best blackjack player in the world does not fully understand ROR, variance, and bankroll requirements. For those of you that are Hi-Lo enthusiasts, you will be pleased to know that the best blackjack player in the world uses Hi-Lo... When he's slowed down from swilling down drinks enough to actually pay attention to any count at all, that is.
The guy with the iron clad guarantee making $866 an hour with $10 bets also has "How to win $25,000 a year at roulette using the double cross method!" I watched him use terms like "locked up betting" and "tunnel betting" when he raised his bet as the count went down. The comments are disabled for this guy, I wonder why.
You want as lame as it gets? Watch some YouTube videos on gambling from self-proclaimed experts. You won't learn anything (productive), hopefully you're not stupid enough to buy into anything absurd, but you'll damn sure get a few laughs!
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