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    Changer username ?

    Norm, can you please change my username to Paul21


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    Quote Originally Posted by rwe021 View Post
    Norm, can you please change my username to Paul21


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    So, you're embarrassed about your handle name? I knew this guy named Herman Schitz who was embarrassed about his name, and so, went to court to apply for a legal name change. The Judge was sympathetic to his plight, and asked what he would like to change his name to. Thoughtfully, he paused, and finally answered - "Your Honor, I thought Peter would be very nice".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    So, you're embarrassed about your handle name? I knew this guy named Herman Schitz who was embarrassed about his name, and so, went to court to apply for a legal name change. The Judge was sympathetic to his plight, and asked what he would like to change his name to. Thoughtfully, he paused, and finally answered - "Your Honor, I thought Peter would be very nice".
    Casino detection is the concern Freightman...you never know...


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    Quote Originally Posted by rwe021 View Post
    Casino detection is the concern Freightman...you never know...


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    I was just fooling around - got your inference though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drunk View Post
    True story: For a previous sales job I had to get a girl's credit approved. I had to call somebody on the phone to do it in front of her. She was from Thailand and her last name was spelled Suk. I was trying to be respectful and I pronounced her last name as "sook." She interrupted me. She said, excuse me, but my name is "Suck." I'm like, okay, whatever. If you want to come to America and be Mrs. Suck it's okay with me.
    Also, a true story. About 40 years ago, I was a salesman in a furniture store. Sold some junk to this nice Asian guy. His name was Will Hung. I made sure not to misspell his first name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moses View Post
    We had a kid in school named Richard Head.
    Some parents need to be shot. I've got a better one than that, but I can't say, since it would give my exact location, though Moses, I think I'll email it to you. Then you can tell the board if it's better or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    Some parents need to be shot. I've got a better one than that, but I can't say, since it would give my exact location, though Moses, I think I'll email it to you. Then you can tell the board if it's better or not
    The double entendres of the Bond girls names has always been cute. The story I heard as a kid regarding Goldfinger's ***** Galore - you can't do that - of course we can - and thus, the practice was born.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moses View Post
    We had a kid in school named Richard Head.
    An old Pittsburgh Pirates relief pitcher (Elroy Face) has a brother Richard.

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    What was the old movie where they coerced a woman into paging Mike Hunt over the loudspeaker? "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Mama View Post
    What was the old movie where they coerced a woman into paging Mike Hunt over the loudspeaker? "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt"
    You must mean Porky's

    https://youtu.be/gWiKmyzDJx8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freightman View Post
    His name was Will Hung.
    Did he have a brother Iam?
    Luck is nothing more than probability taken personally!

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    Don't know, but Mike Hunt has a cousin Mike Hawk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Mama View Post
    Don't know, but Mike Hunt has a cousin Mike Hawk.
    Oral Roberts name before changing it was Penis Rabinsky.

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