I'm sure there are lots of good ones. Here's a couple to start things off.
My very best - the girl ploppy to one side of me, after winning several in a row, excitedly exclaimed - it comes in spurts.
What a coincidence, I replied.
I'm boxed on both sides, with an attractive young lady, solid basic player, to my left. I asked "can I play behind you?" She replied - ummm, errrr, I'm married.
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