I was just reminded of this in another thread.
"I majored in Math in college!! We are known for not being able to count anything!"
That’s good. I’ve said stuff like:
ME: “Counting? - like Tracking Cards?!...like with 600+ cards in that shoe right there?! Shit, I’m willing to learn if someone here can teach me! Do you know how to do it?!
DEALER: (…crickets…)
I’ve not used the following line, but it is Hysterical and I might borrow it one day. So, I was talking to Tthree a while back and told him how this female dealer kept incessantly dropping lines like, “I know you’re a professional…I can tell” while I was playing heads-up with her for a few shoes. It was really loud in that particular store, so I pretended not to hear her and didn’t respond. (I played maybe 25 minutes with her).
Tthree: “You should have said, ‘Well, as a matter of fact I am a professional, but I’m off duty at the moment. However, I can give you my number for when you get off later.'”
ROTFLMFAO
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