New York's hottest club is BJSOLUTIONS! Located at an abandoned orphanage on the Lower Lower East Side of Chelsea, this round-the-clock puke party is creation of yours truly. There will never be such greatness ever seen in BJ!!! This place finally answers the question “should I split my 10s?”
This place is going to have EVERYthing, Lights, psychos, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, that guy who thinks that E-Cigarettes are good for you, sunburned drifters with soap sud beards, a guy that high-fives children of divorce, throw-up music, groups of guys with afros in graduation caps, that guy that blames 3
rd base for his divorce, Spud Webb, none other than DJ Ploppy Bok Choy, room after room of broken mirrors, that one ploppy that always doubles down on hard 12, a stuck-up kitten who
WON'T sign autographs, pile after pile of expired lunchables, Spud Webb, some guy’s
mom, the “flow of the cards” disciples, that fat Hawaiian guy that NO one invited, Spud Webb, a rental car filled with bottled water, MTV's Dan Cortes, a woman with nowhere to turn, a guy who still thinks Jamba Juice is good for you, those shoes that nurses wear,
And look, is that a human smoke screen?
What’s a “human smoke screen?”
It’s like, that thing where a ploppy sits down at a table and exhales a cloud of vapor from his E-Cig so that nobody can see for the next 45 seconds.
Oh yeah, that thing.
Some on down to BJSolutions!
Sorry, BigJer. I couldn’t resist. You’re enthusiastic introduction made me think of Bill Hader and Stefon!
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