ZenMaster_Flash Hospitalized

[Tarzan]

I told him to chug down a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and then run naked through the woods for at least 5 miles singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the top of his lungs, feeling quite sure this would cure him. He didn't follow my advice either.

[moses]

I told him to chug down a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and then run naked through the woods for at least 5 miles singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the top of his lungs, feeling quite sure this would cure him. He didn't follow my advice either.

Hmmm. That's surprising. Flash doesn't impress me as the type the backs down from a challenge. Sounds like you were speaking from experience? Add the word Vodka and it's just day-to-day living here.

[Freightman]

I told him to chug down a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and then run naked through the woods for at least 5 miles singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the top of his lungs, feeling quite sure this would cure him. He didn't follow my advice either.

Clearly, he didn't want to run naked, and expose his shortcomings

[ZenKinG]

You do realize he had food poisoning and from the sounds of it would have died if he followed your advice.

No he will not die by implementing fasting at his current state. But this was more of a remedy after he his healed. But I would still recommend a daily 16-20 hr fast with only water throughout the fast and he will heal quicker than any b.s medication given to him.

[ZenMaster_Flash]

I am progressing very nicely. I now proclaim myself to be
fully recovered and back to my caustic pedantic self.

But the ironic thing (at this moment) is the remarkably xxxxx
post #26 by ZenKinG. Pathetically, he is but one of the tens of
millions who accept what they read on the net' without the ability
to parse the valuable from the nonsense.

The first thing that was done in the hospital was that I was placed
on a (24 hour) fast with only intravenous saline solution.
This I followed at home with small low-fat meals centered on (local)
yogurt, bananas, avocados, and rice. My appendix quickly kicked in
with its store of saved bacteria and my digestion returned to normal.

What is remarkable about this is the fast and I.V. fluid was for treatment
of pancreatitis. Tthree is correct in pointing out that if the problem was a
standard food-poisoning (via bacteria) fasting would be contraindicated !

[moo321]

Sorry. I'm praying for you.

[Coundos]

Just saw this. Glad to hear things worked out. Stay Well.

[beating vegas]

Now the diagnosis appears to be acute pancreatitis;
and that is very good news since it is a condition that
is easy to resolve.

Hang in there and i hope you feel better

[ZenMaster_Flash]

Thanx for all of the supportive kind words.
I am feeling almost completely recovered.
Tomorrow I will submit blood tests to check
for collateral damage to kidneys and liver.

[Three]

Do you want to be the idiot that is looked upon 500 years down the road and be laughed at

It wouldn't bother me at all. They will be laughing at everything we believe as being ridiculously dated. Besides I think you have that covered anyway. I thought you were on your last warning for posting conspiracy theory nonsense. So you believe all the doctors don't want to help people but are a part of a conspiracy to sell drugs and want to keep people sick? You have got to stop hating yourself. Then the world around you will seem to be filled with helpful caring people. You seem very angry all the time and easily believe the worst of people. This is a symptom of not getting enough regular meals. It is affecting your perceptions of everything you look into.

[Freightman]

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It wouldn't bother me at all. They will be laughing at everything we believe as being ridiculously dated. Besides I think you have that covered anyway. I thought you were on your last warning for posting conspiracy theory nonsense. So you believe all the doctors don't want to help people but are a part of a conspiracy to sell drugs and want to keep people sick? You have got to stop hating yourself. Then the world around you will seem to be filled with helpful caring people. You seem very angry all the time and easily believe the worst of people. This is a symptom of not getting enough regular meals. It is affecting your perceptions of everything you look into.

I've previously commented that this nonsense conspiracy crap was indicative of freeman thinking. Google it if the subject matter is unfamiliar.

I'm not sure if it's any real sort of problem in the U.S. In Canada, it's a bit problematic, and the courts have outlined new procedures to deal with these problematic lunatics.

One of my brothers in law subscribes to this conspiracy hogwash. I think of him as nothing more than a parasitic leech, who has thankfully not graced my doorstep in several years.

[ZenMaster_Flash]

Freight man,

I googled freeman and Freeman Thinking and found no resources.

Please provide a link or two or three.

It pays too keep a wary eye on those promulgating gibberish !

[fjrider]

I am progressing very nicely. I now proclaim myself to be
fully recovered and back to my caustic pedantic self.

But the ironic thing (at this moment) is the remarkably xxxxx
post #26 by ZenKinG. Pathetically, he is but one of the tens of
millions who accept what they read on the net' without the ability
to parse the valuable from the nonsense.

The first thing that was done in the hospital was that I was placed
on a (24 hour) fast with only intravenous saline solution.
This I followed at home with small low-fat meals centered on (local)
yogurt, bananas, avocados, and rice. My appendix quickly kicked in
with its store of saved bacteria and my digestion returned to normal.

What is remarkable about this is the fast and I.V. fluid was for treatment
of pancreatitis. Tthree is correct in pointing out that if the problem was a
standard food-poisoning (via bacteria) fasting would be contraindicated !

Glad to hear it. And to see the immediate proof following. No doubt you are feeling like your old self.

I'm curious, are you a mushroom hunter?

I am. A devious pleasure to pick a mushroom up in the wild, say "I wonder what this tastes like" and munch it down. While un-knowing friends are watching.
What suspect shroom did you eat?