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    Need to patent a sarcastic counting system

    Extrapolating from my past couple dozen hours, I have, through the miracle of selective memory, devised a counting system that should earn around 4 maximum bets per hour.

    The tags, for {A, 2, 3, ... , X}, are {+1, -1, -2, -2, -2, -2, -1, 0, +1, +2}.

    Sit out all negative counts under this system, because the dealer hands are all T-5-6, 7-7-7, and 7-8-9. On positive counts, put enough in the betting circle to threaten the structural integrity of the table.

    Use the playing indices from Mentor, and take insurance at +13.

    The consistency of this system will amaze you.

    Alternatively, play your regular system, but reverse the colors of the chips, e.g., play greens instead of reds, and reds instead of greens, or whatever applies.

    If you do this, and you have the same results I would have enjoyed over the past few trips, you will make most of your year's EV in one month.

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    That's stupid, why don't you just bet more on the hands you're going to win and less on the losing hands?
    "One of these days in your travels, you are going to come across a guy with a nice brand new deck of cards, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not take this bet, for if you do, as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an ear full of cider."

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    Lol. Sounds like Anton has had a few days similar to the ones I have experienced the last few weeks.
    Nothing like building up a stack of Chips through mediocre counts only to give them all back plus some when the count goes up.
    Last edited by White Guy; 10-28-2012 at 03:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Guy View Post
    Nothing like building up a stack of Chips through mediocre counts only to give them all back plus some when the count goes up.
    There is a plus side: my buying-in skills are much sharper. I can feel bills with one hand and whip them onto the table in one smooth, flowing movement, while signalling surrender on both 16's.

    Four or five times during each high-count shoe really keeps your money-brandishing skills in shape. I can buy in so fast: blink and you might miss it.

    And it helps to keep a perspective: though I lose 4-12 max bets per monster high-count shoe, I make money in the long run by doing that many hundreds of times. It all adds up in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anton Chigurh View Post
    Extrapolating from my past couple dozen hours, I have, through the miracle of selective memory, devised a counting system that should earn around 4 maximum bets per hour.

    The tags, for {A, 2, 3, ... , X}, are {+1, -1, -2, -2, -2, -2, -1, 0, +1, +2}.

    Sit out all negative counts under this system, because the dealer hands are all T-5-6, 7-7-7, and 7-8-9. On positive counts, put enough in the betting circle to threaten the structural integrity of the table.

    Use the playing indices from Mentor, and take insurance at +13.

    The consistency of this system will amaze you.

    Alternatively, play your regular system, but reverse the colors of the chips, e.g., play greens instead of reds, and reds instead of greens, or whatever applies.

    If you do this, and you have the same results I would have enjoyed over the past few trips, you will make most of your year's EV in one month.
    Anton,

    Are you trying to upstage that nice young ZenGrifter ;-)

    Brh.

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    Last edited by zengrifter; 10-28-2012 at 11:21 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anton Chigurh View Post
    There is a plus side: my buying-in skills are much sharper. I can feel bills with one hand and whip them onto the table in one smooth, flowing movement, while signalling surrender on both 16's.

    Four or five times during each high-count shoe really keeps your money-brandishing skills in shape. I can buy in so fast: blink and you might miss it.
    This is very good, you are up one on me. I keep my bankroll on the inside of my pants and when I pulled it out to peel off a few at a $5 table, the pit boss nearly pissed her pants.
    ~Tom (aka "PT")

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    Is Anton an alt for BJGenius?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21forme View Post
    Is Anton an alt for BJGenius?
    Absolutely not. BJGenius is an alt for Anton.
    "I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse

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    Anton. Make sure to make it BS to never split 9s against a 7 unless there's only a bunch of small cards left since in + counts you will most likely catch a 7 and then a 10 on each one or a couple more 9s followed by 3 7 10 combos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Guy View Post
    Anton. Make sure to make it BS to never split 9s against a 7 unless there's only a bunch of small cards left since in + counts you will most likely catch a 7 and then a 10 on each one or a couple more 9s followed by 3 7 10 combos.
    I'm sure it is BS ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Guy View Post
    Anton. Make sure to make it BS to never split 9s against a 7 unless there's only a bunch of small cards left since in + counts you will most likely catch a 7 and then a 10 on each one or a couple more 9s followed by 3 7 10 combos.
    I don't understand this advice.
    The index to split 9s vs 7 is TC+3 or higher for DAS. See page 71 of PBJ.
    Although I have to admit that I use a RA index of +5 for this.
    Also index is +6 or higher for NDAS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tthree View Post
    Sarcastic counting system
    Oh. I missed that. Haha.

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