Once again, the News lump advantage players with "bad guys"

[Anton Chigurh]

Do you have a player's card, Sir?

No? Would you like to get one?

[BookerPA]

Thanks, Jay, guys, I was beginning to worry that some wouldn't recognize the sarcasm, and I would be spending time explaining that it was a mythical event.
I used to travel to AC with a group that was absolutely clueless with regard to BJ, i.e., doubling 7, 8, etc., supreme plopplies, a moral victory to lose only $500 or $1,000. They provided great cover.

If you need a fourth for your tournament, PM me. I have a legitimate USGA handicap, "Fast women and slow horses".