You might not be a counter if

[Aslan]

...you bet $25 twelve times in a row, then suddenly move to three hands, $250, $250, $250...
and the count is -12.

[Aslan]

...you constantly take bathroom breaks in plus counts.

[Aslan]

...you tell all the other players at the table that you are an experienced card counter and they should raise their bets when you raise your bet.

[hitthat16]

You're not a counter if you're a dealer who claims he knows all basic strategy then gives incorrect advice and "thinks" you should split 4s against 2-6.

[Aslan]

You're not a counter if you're a dealer who claims he knows all basic strategy then gives incorrect advice and "thinks" you should split 4s against 2-6.

At least he's partly right.

[seriousplayer]

You are not a counter if you tell all the players in the table that if this shoe we are losing like crazy next shoe will be the opposite.

[blackjackomaha]

You never split anything that starts with "F"

[NotEnoughHeat]

You might not be a counter if you think doubling s19 v 6 is a sucker move since you already have a winning hand

[seriousplayer]

....if you say by spreading to two hands in a positive count will mess up the flow of cards.

[seriousplayer]

You might not be a counter if you laugh off the split 10, 10 vs 6.

[Orangechip2]

... The only +EV your seeing is on a "sim" and not $$ in hand

[seriousplayer]

You might not be a counter if you think surrendering a 16 vs 10 is a sucker play. Surrendering give you no fighting chance.

[Orangechip2]

..never had to be the " party pooper" on a night out with BJ friends and you randomly start insisting that the group relocate to a neighbor store so you can continue to play