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  1. 05-30-2018, 05:53 PM #79
    ZenMaster_Flash
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    For all of you, ZeeBabar included.

    A    true true story.

    Long Long Ago ~ $5 game.

    Boulder Highway ~ 1985

    I said to a cocktail waitress ...

    "Coffee. Plus Four ... errr uhhh (stammered)

    Splendas™ Yeah! Four of them. I like it really sweet!"

    The Pit Critter may have heard me, I had to flat bet $10

    Whew! THAT was damn close.
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    You might be a counter if you book a huge win at a casino and tell nobody about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenMaster_Flash View Post

    For all of you, ZeeBabar included.

    A    true true story.

    Long Long Ago ~ $5 game.

    Boulder Highway ~ 1985

    I said to a cocktail waitress ...

    "Coffee. Plus Four ... errr uhhh (stammered)

    Splendas™ Yeah! Four of them. I like it really sweet!"

    The Pit Critter may have heard me, I had to flat bet $10

    Whew! THAT was damn close.


    As I said to the lady dealer, as I put 2 chips on the side bet, one as a toke for dealer - do you prefer the top or the bottom?
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    If you are in a grocery store and the phone by the cashier rings and you think it is about you.
    If you go to the bank and worry about looking up because of the surveillance cameras.
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    If when you look at a digital clock and its 3:15 and you think its a TC of +5 then you might be a counter...
    http://bjstrat.net/cgi-bin/cdca.cgi
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenMaster_Flash View Post

    For all of you, ZeeBabar included.

    A    true true story.

    Long Long Ago ~ $5 game.

    Boulder Highway ~ 1985

    I said to a cocktail waitress ...

    "Coffee. Plus Four ... errr uhhh (stammered)

    Splendas™ Yeah! Four of them. I like it really sweet!"

    The Pit Critter may have heard me, I had to flat bet $10

    Whew! THAT was damn close.


    I've done something similiar.

    Dealer asked me something.

    Me: "+5...er...I'll head off in 5. Sorry what did you say?"

    Whoops. Just one of those unconcious verbal slips I guess *shrug*.
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  7. 05-31-2018, 08:48 AM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post
    When you hear someone say spread, strip, penetration, bust, exposed, stiff, third base, BJ, expectation, peeking, bottoms; and think they're talking about blackjack.
    Well said, and additionally when you hear some porn addicts talking about bj and don't mean blackjack.
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