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  1. 04-18-2015, 11:26 AM #14
    NotEnoughHeat
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    You might be a card counter if you bet $5 for a few hours then all of a sudden bet the max, get a blackjack and leave the table after the dealer shuffles.
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  2. 04-18-2015, 12:15 PM #15
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    You might be a counter if

    every time you split 10's the pit boss is 'cheering' for you to win
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  3. 04-18-2015, 12:18 PM #16
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    You might be a counter if

    no matter how much you win per session you "lost your ass off" at the neighbor property & you're still down for the day
    There is no glory in practice, but without practice there is no glory . -Unknown
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  4. 04-18-2015, 12:27 PM #17
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    You give driving diretions by Casino...
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    I'm not a bad player... I just play cover on every hand!
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  5. 04-18-2015, 12:31 PM #18
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    If some asks you why didn't you take insurance this time you mistakenly say "The count wasn't high enough."

    Yes I did that once. That was at my home casino and I'm still playing there.
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  6. 04-18-2015, 12:38 PM #19
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    You are playing two hands at your max, when you get dealt two black jacks. Now you are really pissed off because the dealer had a five up and you didn't get the opporunity to split tens or double a 9.
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    I'm not a bad player... I just play cover on every hand!
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  7. 04-18-2015, 12:59 PM #20
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    If you log more than 1000 hours of table time yearly.
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  8. 04-18-2015, 01:08 PM #21
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    You are at a funeral, you overhear someone behind you saying I'm sorry for your loss. You turn around and ask how many standard deviations was it?
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  9. 04-18-2015, 01:30 PM #22
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    When on vacation, all you have to do is walk downstairs from your room and you always end up in a casino...
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  10. 04-18-2015, 03:09 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by VABJ View Post
    When on vacation, all you have to do is walk downstairs from your room and you always end up in a casino...
    Or you only take cruises on ships with casinos...............(pissing family off because you won't take the Disney Cruises because you can't gamble on their ships)

    Or when you talk to people about Illustrious 18 and Fab 4, they think you are reminiscing about big band days and the Beatles........
    "Women and cats will do as they please, and Men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea" --- Robert A. Heinlein
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  11. 04-18-2015, 03:18 PM #24
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    You like the dealers that are average looking .... boring........don't like to talk to you
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  12. 04-18-2015, 03:30 PM #25
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    What's a Grosjean groupie? Can it be parsed?
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  13. 04-18-2015, 03:48 PM #26
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    Ok, mr. salamander! lol. revenge of the salamander .
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