You might be a card counter if you bet $5 for a few hours then all of a sudden bet the max, get a blackjack and leave the table after the dealer shuffles.
You are playing two hands at your max, when you get dealt two black jacks. Now you are really pissed off because the dealer had a five up and you didn't get the opporunity to split tens or double a 9.
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I'm not a bad player... I just play cover on every hand!
Or you only take cruises on ships with casinos...............(pissing family off because you won't take the Disney Cruises because you can't gamble on their ships)
Or when you talk to people about Illustrious 18 and Fab 4, they think you are reminiscing about big band days and the Beatles........
"Women and cats will do as they please, and Men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea" --- Robert A. Heinlein
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