What the hell ........I have decided I need a good signature for my profile.

Here are a few I have thought of:

"We who are about to kick ass salute you" Owen Busting Vega$

Stand away from the doors, I come to pillage and plunder.

Eye in the sky be damned ...full speed ahead!

40 spread hell, I'm just getting started!

Sir! If you'll just remove these cuffs, I promise to spread no more than 15!

You mean I can't get one measly crab leg without ID?

I need some help with this guys ...... all suggestions appreciated!