When life throws you a lemon screw the lemonade and grab the salt and tequila.
“There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.”
Lon Chaney
“One man’s remorse is another man’s reminiscence.” Ogden Nash
And one of my favorites:
The mountains are calling and I must go.
John Muir
“One man’s remorse is another man’s reminiscence.” Ogden Nash
A few Steve Wrightisms:
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
"I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse
“One man’s remorse is another man’s reminiscence.” Ogden Nash
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