Quotes

[ferenc11]

"I have told you, Man: strive on, and trust!"

God

[Norm]

Where there's a will - there's a relative

-- Ricky Gervais

[21frogman]

Attributed to Mark Twain:

I have found solace in profanity unexcelled even by prayer.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

[Talmadge]

Twenty years from now you will be
more disappointed by the things you
didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines. Sail away
from the safe harbour. Catch the trade
winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.

- Mark Twain

[ferenc11]

Houdini’s Mantra: “My Brain Is The Key That Sets Me Free”

[Freightman]

[FONT="]You go to a jewelry store to choose between a $100 watch and a $200 watch.[/FONT]

[FONT="]You take the $100 watch and give the cashier the money.[/FONT]

[FONT="]Then you go home and think you made a mistake, you should have bought the $200 watch.[/FONT]

[FONT="]So, you go to the store and say to the cashier, "I already gave you $100 cash. Now I'm giving you back the watch worth $100. That makes $200. So please now give me the $200 watch and we're even."[/FONT]

If he gives you the $200 watch you just made a really good deal.

Don would argue that you just made a deal with a top notch casino excecutive.

[Freightman]

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Its easier to fool people than to convince people they have been fooled. Mark Twain

I know probably a dozen people or so that bought brand new cars recently. Each and everyone took the dealers to the cleaners. Each and everyone one if them said they got absolutely smoking hot deals. All of them got their cars below cost.

I wonder how the dealerships manage to stay in business. Oh, that's it. The hey lose money on every deal, but make up for it on volume.

[SpikeBJ]

"There's a sucker born every minute."

P T Barnum

[21frogman]

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?
T.S.Eliot

[SpikeBJ]

Where is the information, we have lost in data?
SpikeBJ

[21frogman]

Of course what I'm saying is true. I saw it ON THE INTERNET.

It's a well known fact that Abraham Lincoln is the originator of this quote.

[Norm]

Congress wants to question Zuckerberg on why he deleted Oswald's Facebook page the day after JFK's assassination.

[SpikeBJ]

to question Zuckerberg on why he deleted Oswald's Facebook

Clearly Russian collusion.