Quote Originally Posted by drunk View Post
i am quoting myself. this is my suggestion for a corporate slogan for UBER:




AT UBER ONLY A VERY SMALL PERCENTAGE OF OUR DRIVERS RAPE OR BEAT UP AND ROB THEIR PASSENGERS

AND WHEN THEY DO WE DON'T LET THEM DRIVE FOR US ANYMORE

BECAUSE WE'RE UBER - A FORWARD LOOKING COMPANY - INNOVATING FOR YOU
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