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  1. 09-13-2013, 05:32 AM #1
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    Need to turn $613 into $17,934 by 10:27am PST on 9/14/13, but the money will...

    ...transfer from (Inner) Mongolia to a bank in Bermuda on 9/14/13 due to the globe being (roughly) spherical and timezones doing their timezone sh!t.

    If anyone knows when morning is in Mongolia and is willing to wake me up when morning is in Mongolia, that would be so cool. Willing to trade some Basic Strategy suggestions (6D H17 7:5 games NMSE NRSA ONLY) against you being willing to trade currency with me. Exchanger rate so good right now, as they say in equity markets in philippines. Need to get this $613 (USD) to the J's Nugget (NLV) by tomorrow.

    P.S. My ID expires 9/13 but the Hot CHick at J's Nugget remembers me by my face on ID. Sooner is better, duh!
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  2. 09-13-2013, 06:03 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by darco77 View Post
    ...transfer from (Inner) Mongolia to a bank in Bermuda on 9/14/13 due to the globe being (roughly) spherical and timezones doing their timezone sh!t.

    If anyone knows when morning is in Mongolia and is willing to wake me up when morning is in Mongolia, that would be so cool. Willing to trade some Basic Strategy suggestions (6D H17 7:5 games NMSE NRSA ONLY) against you being willing to trade currency with me. Exchanger rate so good right now, as they say in equity markets in philippines. Need to get this $613 (USD) to the J's Nugget (NLV) by tomorrow.

    P.S. My ID expires 9/13 but the Hot CHick at J's Nugget remembers me by my face on ID. Sooner is better, duh!


    Hello darco77. Nice to know you are doing so well.

    Thanks for your advice before. Although I'm not sure if you followed it yourself.

    I would like to help you, but unfortunately my investment capital is tied up in ocean-front properties in Death Valley. If you would help me sell them, I could send $613 to you. In fact, if you help me sell all of them, I will send you $17,934 in Hawaiian currency.

    Good Luck!


    P.S. A respected Blackjack expert, Norm, is moving to nearby Tibet. You may want to contact him for Blackjack tips.

    http://www.blackjacktheforum.com/showthread.php?17220-New-member-evaluation

    http://www.blackjacktheforum.com/showthread.php?17232-quot-I-m-thinking-of-moving-to-Tibet-and-becoming-a-monk-quot-Norm


    Quote Originally Posted by darco77 View Post
    ... due to the globe being (roughly) spherical ...


    Note: The term you're looking for is "oblate spheroid".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblate_spheroid
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical


    http://www.blackjacktheforum.com/showthread.php?16514-Sh*t-Dealers-Say (post #26)





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    Handicapping is EXTREMELY hard! All statistical evidence (and game insights) may indicate strongly a specific outcome, winner, or continuing trend; but a turn-over, a missed field goal, an erroneous call, a key injury, etc. can easily change the outcome, the margins, and/or the totals. Division rivalry games and games with playoff implications are highly unpredictable.
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  3. 09-13-2013, 06:15 AM #3
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    ALERT re: darco77

    On-Line (emergency) "Intervention" needed.

    Apparent Psychotic Episode ~ OR ~ hallucinogen abuse.
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  4. 09-13-2013, 06:28 AM #4
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    Math Demon,

    Your kind words are appreciated, especially in such a trying era. When I rule the World - which is inevitably soon - I will think of you in a Smart and Empathetic manner.

    I employ an associate who occupies a small, commercially zoned space in Beatty, Nevada. He will meet with you tomorrow, and will buy one of your Death Valley properties, at rate that will satisfy all parties.
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  5. 09-13-2013, 06:39 AM #5
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    Preferred Schedule for "World Domination"

    Quote Originally Posted by darco77 View Post
    Math Demon,

    Your kind words are appreciated, especially in such a trying era. When I rule the World - which is inevitably soon - I will think of you in a Smart and Empathetic manner.

    I employ an associate who occupies a small, commercially zoned space in Beatty, Nevada. He will meet with you tomorrow, and will buy one of your Death Valley properties, at rate that will satisfy all parties.

    Mr. Darco (Donnie?):

    When you rule the world, can I have Las Vegas? All my favorite sins are there. "Vanity! That's my favorite sin."

    ... and when you take over the world, can you do it on a weekday?    ..War, chaos, and destruction really spoils my weekends..



    Thanks!
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    Handicapping is EXTREMELY hard! All statistical evidence (and game insights) may indicate strongly a specific outcome, winner, or continuing trend; but a turn-over, a missed field goal, an erroneous call, a key injury, etc. can easily change the outcome, the margins, and/or the totals. Division rivalry games and games with playoff implications are highly unpredictable.
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  6. 09-13-2013, 07:16 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Math Demon View Post
    When you rule the world, can I have Las Vegas? All my favorite sins are there. "Vanity! That's my favorite sin."
    Absolutely. Las Vegas is yours. Paradise is mine. We'll split up Enterprise and Spring Valley after the apocalypse.
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  7. 09-14-2013, 01:10 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenMaster_Flash View Post
    ALERT re: darco77

    On-Line (emergency) "Intervention" needed.

    Apparent Psychotic Episode ~ OR ~ hallucinogen abuse.
    Thanks for your concern, Flash. I'm fine. I really am.

    I'm worried to death about this community, though. Good lord, does the stupid $h!t ever end?
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    Not only will it never end, it's going to get worse.

    Anyway, no time for despair. We need to make plans to turn that $17,934 into a million by the end of the month!
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    @Darco, in the immortal words of your avatar's character: "How much money can you lend me? I have to go, flee the country... one more hour in this town (hiccup)... I'll kill somebody."

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    hallucinogen abuse: oxymoron. It can't be done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darco77 View Post
    ...transfer from (Inner) Mongolia to a bank in Bermuda on 9/14/13 due to the globe being (roughly) spherical and timezones doing their timezone sh!t.

    If anyone knows when morning is in Mongolia and is willing to wake me up when morning is in Mongolia, that would be so cool. Willing to trade some Basic Strategy suggestions (6D H17 7:5 games NMSE NRSA ONLY) against you being willing to trade currency with me. Exchanger rate so good right now, as they say in equity markets in philippines. Need to get this $613 (USD) to the J's Nugget (NLV) by tomorrow.

    P.S. My ID expires 9/13 but the Hot CHick at J's Nugget remembers me by my face on ID. Sooner is better, duh!
    Today is 9/15/2013 did you succeed in turning $613 to $17,934??
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