Since I'm Irish, and since it is almost St. Pat's day, and since we know how Don loves the math, I saw this on the Web and thought some of you might find it amusing:
A young man conducted flirtations
Whilst reciting Laplace transformations.
The girls took delight
And engaged him all night
In partially ordered relations.
I'm also Irish & want to share these:
Gross ignorance = 144 Irishment
Funerals last 3 days in Ireland because it takes that long to ensure the body is dead and not just dead drunk.
So it's numbers you'll be wanting?
There was a young lady from Vetter
Who wore a very tight sweater
3 reasons she had
The 1st one was bad
But the other 2 were much better.
> So it's numbers you'll be wanting?
Aye, it tis it tis...
> There was a young lady from Vetter
> Who wore a very tight sweater
> 3 reasons she had
> The 1st one was bad
> But the other 2 were much better.
that's grand...
Can't resist passing on one of my favorites:
Rosalita, a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass.
Not round, firm, and pink ( as you probably think),
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word
and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad about him passing away. She thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two dollars. But she wrote out the
obituary, "Pete died." The newsman said he
thought old Pete deserved more and he'd give her three more words at no charge. Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the
obituary: "Pete died. Boat for sale"
Very good....
Did you know that Christ was Irish?
Indeed, because who else but an Irishman would never get married and live with this mother past the age of 30?
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