Bettie: Haven't turned in your taxes yet?

[Bettie]

If not, maybe you'd like to take advantage of a special promotion at the Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay. The USPS will be on-site from noon to 10 pm to accept last-minute returns. Each submitted return is good for one free admission to the Shark Reef ($16 savings).

The Shark Reef has some new residents to enjoy, the potato cods. "Originally from Australia, the potato cods currently weighs [sic] about 80 pounds and measure about 4 feet in length each. Once fully grown, potato cods can be 7 feet long and weigh up to 250 pounds," according to What's On: Henderson magazine.

That's a positive e.v. move there. Count me in!
Bettie

[Sun Runner]

... turn in a manilla envelope filled with empty paper addressed to the IRS.

They got what they want and you got what you want.

It's all good!