"I don't think outside the box; I think of what I can do with the box." - Henri Matisse
Aslan 11/1/90 - 6/15/10 Stormy 1/22/95 - 8/23/10... “Life’s most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?” — Martin Luther King, Jr.
A husband suspecting his wife was having an affair, purposely came home early one day, but was noticed the wife's lover in time to jump out the window and hold onto the ledge. The husband suspecting someone else was there, began inspecting the house. He noticed the fingers holding onto the ledge and went to get a baseball bat and game the fingers a few good wackes but the fingers wouldn't let go so he went and got a golf club and proceeded to give the fingers a few more wackes.
The culprit, while relating the incident to his friend, was asked what hurt the most, the baseball bat or the golf club?
He answered "Neither, what really hurt was when I looked down and realized I was on the first floor".
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