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1.) If you start playing in the middle of the shoe you will mess up the order of the cards!
6.) Why would you double a soft 17,18,19? That's already a really good hand!
7.) I can't believe those degenerates who play slots, it takes no skill. I actually play a game (bj) where skill is involved which is why I win. *stays on 12v2*
8.) Dangit, if I would have hit my 17 (verse dealer 6up) I would have gotten a 21 and saved the table....WHAT THE FUUU
"Everyone wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it." -Ryan Howard [The Office]
10) *splits tens off the top* "Would you like to split again?" "Why would I split again?! I have 20!"
"Wait a minute. How do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible." "That's what Jimmy kept screaming: 'This doesn't seem physically possible!'"
Big card follows little card. Little card follows big card. Dealer wins first hand x% of the time, usually between 80% and 90 - yes dealers are ploppys too. Lower your bet when the relief dealer burns a card. Surrender? You may as well mail in a check. I'm due for a win. Quit when you're ahead. Never split anything that starts with the letter f. Always take even money it's a sure win. Drop/add a hand to change the cards. You'll win more if you tip.
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