Off-topic slightly, but the funniest T-shirt I ever saw...

I was on a week-long cruise, and on the sixth day I was in the restaurant (it was either "second breakfast" or "first lunch," I forget which). A large man entered wearing a black T-shirt that failed (by about three inches) to cover his hairy, protruding stomach. Printed on the T-shirt in gold letters was the phrase, "I BEAT ANOREXIA," which made me laugh aloud.

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