"I believe in luck. How else can you explain the success of those you dislike?" -Jean Cocteau
"How long does it take to learn poker, Dad?" "All your life, son." -Michael Pertwee
"A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times."
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -Steven Wright
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