"I believe in luck. How else can you explain the success of those you dislike?" -Jean Cocteau

"How long does it take to learn poker, Dad?" "All your life, son." -Michael Pertwee

"A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times."

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -Steven Wright